Life is just boring...

LIFE IS TOO BORING...I don't like to wait...wait...wait...I already wait around 3 months...i am still waiting for 'tat'...well...if i don't wait, what should i do ? = = Maybe i should be monk...free supplying food...free place to stay....can also listen nice songs...Dong...Dong...Amitofo...Well...i don't know why all of Johor's friends like to ask me...got gf or not? It makes me looks like so desperate to get gf or what = =...well...i really prefer gf lo...Good friend oni...bf also can...Best friend...Haha...Maybe i should find Conrad to teach me...SHIFU!!! Well...What is girl anyway?

龟城已进入红色危极壮态！！！

所有龟城的小龟们请注意!!! 每当你们要去任何地方前，请随身带着五十零吉以方便保命（除非你有Popular折扣卡）！！！还有当你们要准备去新城时，请使用Singtel以方便call警察（用X-Pack也不错！！！）。所以我在这以太极promoter的身份告诉你们，世界太极防身术是很有用的！！！所以谁想要学这门防身术，请打012-7775591（不要随便打喂！）！！！还有当你们要去喝茶时，请考虑到你龟爸龟妈的感受，所以请早一点喝茶（铁观音不错一下）！！！我那些GF and BF可要小心，请保护雌龟！！！请记得你老龟所说的话!!! 太极真的不错!!!

我又被逼了！！！

有个高佬妹逼我写她。。。那随便写写啰。。。她要我告诉大家她很美。。。可以算是坝~
可以说是自恋。。。她差不多有五尺高。。。两米长。。。说到好像我家狗屋。。。嘿嘿。。。没有那麽矮。。。差不多有Naza酱高啰。她最喜欢欺负我的大哥。。。血腥。。。不知道为什麽。。。应该是在一起了。。。大家准备喝喜酒了！！！她有个姐妹。。。比她还自恋。。。差不多每个人都认识她。。。应该说常在茅厕看到她。。。拉开马桶盖。。。跑出来的就是绳子小姐。。。她可是我们班的班花呢！！！传说中有个神追求过她。。。结果那神吓到变包青天了。。。那时真的是。。。想。。。。
呕。。。。她们的老大可是在新加坡。。。那也是我胸弟的‘那个’。。。打华语真的手很酸。。。就在齿停笔。。。

Lempple

Hmm...they are one couple of my friends...Hoho...That is stupid Raymond(right). Unfortunely my mp4 has problem...i cannot show you the lighting kiss i ever seen...The girl...(left) i better don't speak out her name if not...she will call her gang to whack me...Rui Ping's Gang...Once again...My poor camera skills...Sorry~

Monster Kiss

Er....sorry guys...My camera skill is not good...So...it ended up like this...BUT U CAN STILL SEE THEM 'MUAK'!!!Anyway, if anyone of my friends want to practice, u can follow this kind of pose and style to do that 'muak'. Hoho...

What a sad holiday....

What do all of you think i say"what a sad holiday"? This is because of my friends' birthday. Haiz...Long story...The saddest part is when they wanted to 'muak muak' each other...I ALMOST WENT TO BANG THE WALL!!! Anyway, i think i should be monk soon. Hoho... And i have one friend say...dating is not good. When i heard tat...another time bomb was inserted into my body. Tick Tick Tick....BOMMM!!! Sad case...Above of this title will be the evidence...T_T